![]() ![]() Perhaps you could whittle a toilet for it out of the sad remains of your soul (there is a space for one). Think of the fun you could have in it whilst gazing out of the slightly tinted windows at rain-lashed Britain. but I’ve got two children, a job, and an idiot husband to deal with and quite frankly, time is money so I’m not going to bother. When I discovered I / we now owned this abomination of a wheeled device, I briefly considered starting a fun project to convert it into something cool - covering it in glitter, wallpapering the walls with fur, doing demented Cath Kidston-esque upholstery and starting an ill advised business touring festivals selling tat etc. "Down to details - this caravan has four walls, a roof, wheels and an interior unmatched in modern times for what I like to call, shabby sh*t. ![]() I considered contacting the producers of The Fall to see if they wanted it for set dressing the next series - lets face it I’d sell my entire family for a chance to look upon Jamie Dornan with my real live eyes - but, well, life is short and ebay has been a good friend to me. ![]() Also pretty useful if you’re thinking of getting into murdering. "Luckily, I’m the trusting type, and despite appearances I don’t think he bought it solely for the purpose of having a sordid extra-marital affair or taking up dogging, however as you might be able to see from the pictures, it would be PERFECT for both. My husband drunkenly bought it on Ebay, and neglected to mention that one day he’d taken the day off work and driven halfway across the country to pick it up, deposit it around the back of our office, and failed to declare it as technically a marital ‘asset’ until recently. "Apparently I owned this utterly crap caravan for three weeks before actually setting eyes on it. The headline is "S**thouse crap caravan - suitable for dogging / sordid affairs / murdering." We've used links below to "footnote" British-to-American translations. ![]()
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